Stat this Monster: HERMAPHROTOAD, GIANT

On that note...



Oh wait, he corrected himself with this video...



Although, she looks better with the full package.



Oh yeah! I need to stat that green bitch!

(I'm using Basic/Expert rules for this)


Hermaphrotoad


Hermaphrotoad Bodyguard


Hermaphrotoad Great Mother


A Hermaphrotoad is a large humanoid toad with voluptuous memories and figures, and the ability to alter there genitalia at-will. It takes about a minute to change sex. They have a reputation for sexual savagery and being able to impregnate any creature, regardless of race, gender, or species, but this is just a wild rumor. In truth, they are not that hostile, but their highly blunt and amorous nature comes off as sexually aggressive to non-Hermaphrotoads. They are immodest and have strong libidos. Dispute the fact that they mate in spring, they are able to fornicate for most of the year without procreation. They have Infravision out to 60'.

While not in combat, they are usually female and are generally friendly and outgoing with strangers. When expecting a fight, they become male and act more aggressive. If cough in a fight as females, they will make use of clubs, staves, rocks or anything else at-hand (typically doing 1d4 damage) until they can fully form their penis in 6 rounds. Their main attack as males is to club opponents with their massive penises. On top of a normal melee-attack, they can do a tongue-lash at an opponent's face, forcing a Save vs Paralysis on the opponent or become stunned for one round — closed/visored helmets lowers the save score by 2. They can regenerate 1 lost hit point a round like a Thoul. The regenerative nature of their breast-milk allows a drunker to recover 2-7 lost hit points (as cure light wounds) after 5 minutes of breastfeeding. A Hermaphrotoad can only produce 15 minutes of breast-milk per hour.

Hermaphrotoads live as primitive swamp-dwellers, feeding off of bugs, lizards, snakes and rodents. They can only craft the simplest of tools and only do so when needed. They have no need nor desire to make fire. They are highly attracted to shinny, glossy items (smooth stones, cut gems, polished metal, mirrors, glassware, etc.) and will do absolutely anything to get them, be it trade or theft. As a tribe, they are lead by an old progenitor Hermaphrotoad, called "Great Mother", who is a 5-1 hit-dice monster. She is too old and bloated to really move or fight (15' (5'); -2 to-hit and damage). She is surrounded by 2-5 bodyguards who fight as 3+1 hit-dice monsters, with full hit points (25 hp), and +1 to-hit and damage. As long as the Great Mother is around, the tribe will fight fanatically (moral at 12).

Some rare civilized Hermaphrotoads tend to make a living as fur-trappers who sell their fur and hide for shinny baubles, or as revered healing wet nurses. They are able to use and craft normal tools and weapons, but generally avoid wearing clothing or armor, unless they are forced to due so. They find prudish and celibate people extremely boring, and will abandon such company out of frustration. Hermaphrotoad characters can advance as Rangers up to 5th level, or as druids up to 6th level. They can be of any alignment. They require three-times the normal amount of water while travailing in hot, arid environments or if actively breastfeeding.


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