Post by Admin on Apr 21, 2015 5:16:22 GMT
Well, the main problem with Presposia is that there's not enough people here.
To solve that problem, I've decided to ally with the Islamic State, and, thereby, recruit lots of new Dungeons & Dragons gamers.
I've been drinking quite a bit... and I've come to conclusion that the best idea is to make Presposia a vassal state of the Islamic State. Also, social media stuff.
Here are your benefits for joining the Islamic state:
* A 6 year old wife
* Beheading people, lots of people (XP, man, XP)
* Crucifying people
* Beating your wife
* Amputating, on opposite sides of the body
* Caravan raids
* Political power, in a very real sense
So, this is an open call to all the young people out there, come to Presposia and join the Islamic State.
Of course, you will get your welfare, an AK-47, and we will help you set up your social media accounts.
Pres
To solve that problem, I've decided to ally with the Islamic State, and, thereby, recruit lots of new Dungeons & Dragons gamers.
I've been drinking quite a bit... and I've come to conclusion that the best idea is to make Presposia a vassal state of the Islamic State. Also, social media stuff.
Here are your benefits for joining the Islamic state:
* A 6 year old wife
* Beheading people, lots of people (XP, man, XP)
* Crucifying people
* Beating your wife
* Amputating, on opposite sides of the body
* Caravan raids
* Political power, in a very real sense
So, this is an open call to all the young people out there, come to Presposia and join the Islamic State.
Of course, you will get your welfare, an AK-47, and we will help you set up your social media accounts.
Pres
