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First Church of Slaanesh Jan 10, 2017 8:03:56 GMT Admin likes this

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Post by Malcadon on Jan 10, 2017 8:03:56 GMT

I'm am starting up Presposia's official First Church of Slaanesh. There are services... in the form of drunken sex orgies. There are confessionals... well more like bragging. We have eucharist... in the form of a big feast of beef and beer. There is baptism... in pussy! Censers with burning thuribles... of grass. Communion bread... laced with acid. Well... you get the point!

So join us for the most metal of religions! \,,/_

_ \,,/ ~FUCK YEAH!!!

All other religions are just dull in comparison.

"They'll say: 'You can't joke about rape! Rape is not funny!' I say, fuck you! I think it's hilarious, how do you like that? I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig... raping Elmer Fudd! Well, why do you think they call him 'Porky'?"

— George Carlin

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