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Post by jamerowe1 on Dec 18, 2016 2:03:10 GMT
I'll say 500 pence each?
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 18, 2016 17:59:08 GMT
Ale money. I'd steer clear 'o Toothless Jenny, though.
The other items are likely worth a bit more. I say we sack up and continue on, eh?
We missed something obvious, perhaps. Past the Crystal Ball, there was a stairway that ended in a dead end. There must be a secret door there! What kind of asshole puts a dead end at the bottom of a stair? If there is no secret door, then we can reasonably conclude there was Union dispute of some kind, the knowledge of which may serve us well later.
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Post by jamerowe1 on Dec 18, 2016 19:01:43 GMT
Aye, lets return and check.
I head back, shortbow ready.
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Post by chris107 on Dec 19, 2016 9:44:17 GMT
I shall tag along behind. My natty silk robes rustling gently. The stars and moons glinting in the torchlight..
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Post by Admin on Dec 19, 2016 14:28:09 GMT
You backtrack, up the stairs into the ruins, down the stairs into the dungeon, onwards to the crossroads of Kali, west beyond the crossroads of Kali, to the stairs that lead to the dead end. You search for secret doors, and find... nothing.
Now your feet are wet from the strange white liquid.
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 19, 2016 18:25:16 GMT
So it is confirmed. There was a labor dispute here. And, there is a large volume of jizz on the floor. What does it all mean?
The Socialist Stone Masons *must* have put a secret door, somewhere. I say we methodically search all of the other dead ends, and for future notice, avoid stepping in puddles of jizz.
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Post by jamerowe1 on Dec 19, 2016 19:40:29 GMT
I agree. Lets do ie east-to-west.
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 19, 2016 20:45:27 GMT
*examines boots to make sure they are not disintegrating*
Indeed. Looking forward to bug-steaks and ale, this evening. Bill better not have eaten that sprig of thyme.
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Post by jamerowe1 on Dec 20, 2016 0:34:36 GMT
This is why you tske it with you. Fortunately I have plenty in this beat bag I found a couple weeks ago. Bigger on the inside!
I go back to Kali, checking EVERYthing.
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Post by Admin on Dec 20, 2016 5:36:06 GMT
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Post by Admin on Dec 20, 2016 7:50:40 GMT
Sorry, guys, forgot to tell you: When you took the 2000 USA pennies, in the small sacks... One of the sacks was a small sack of holding. Fuckin' MONTY HAUL, bitches! DM Pres Ps. You now have 2 magick items: * small sack of holding* crystal ballPs2. You are at the entrance to Bat Country. Ps3.  Ps4. A black hole opens in the ceiling. Ps5. A lamp is in the center of the floor of this room. |
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Post by chris107 on Dec 20, 2016 13:15:20 GMT
If the lamp is lit I send my Imp Familiar to put it out. With his batty wings he should fit right in.  |
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Post by Admin on Dec 20, 2016 14:41:23 GMT
The bats attack your imp!
It is immune to their attacks!
The lamp is not lit.
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 20, 2016 16:35:07 GMT
I use my torch as a "shield," and stab at the bats with my spear.
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Post by Admin on Dec 20, 2016 19:04:49 GMT
Fearing fire, the bats flee...!
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 20, 2016 19:34:49 GMT
SPLUGORTH MINIONS! PERISH IN FLAME! PERISH IN FLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Post by jamerowe1 on Dec 20, 2016 20:45:01 GMT
I let the imp out of the now-lit lamp and then pick the lamp up.
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 20, 2016 21:18:49 GMT
Forward. Cautiously. Slowly. This is bat country.
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Post by Admin on Dec 21, 2016 23:41:22 GMT
You go forward into the room.
There are no apparent exits in the walls of this 40x40 room.
Jame now has the lamp.
There seems to be a black hole in the ceiling, 20' or so above.
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 21, 2016 23:44:07 GMT
Is there anything ... on the floor under the hole?
The bats must be up in there. Way up in there.
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Post by Admin on Dec 22, 2016 0:27:18 GMT
There is some guano on the floor under the hole, but, not more than anywhere else in the room.
Jame took the lamp on the center of the floor.
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 22, 2016 1:17:27 GMT
Setting my torch down, I check if there is daylight above.
Then check the room for secret doors or panty drawers.
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Post by Admin on Dec 22, 2016 1:28:27 GMT
No daylight from above.
You find 3 secret doors!
* south wall
* west wall
* east wall
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Post by dragonspipe on Dec 22, 2016 1:34:32 GMT
No panties? Just as well, considering what happened last time.
I spend some time inspecting these secret doors, and the floors and walls around them, for anomalies. Scripts. (holding torch & spear) What sort of handles they employ, or do not.
I surmise that the Dungeon Masons, who clearly went on strike, had prior to the strike, installed these secret doors, possibly to hide their Union Office, or tools of their very insurrection! We must be cautious, here on out. I will endeavor to refrain from yelling SPLUGORTH. But make no promises.
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Post by Admin on Dec 22, 2016 2:18:43 GMT
There are no handles, but thou dost findeth Common runes indicating that these doors were made in the year 979. The year is 1016, right now.
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