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Post by Admin on Jul 9, 2016 4:03:34 GMT
Sorry, I am having an internet melt-down. Normally, I avoid racist statements on the Internet, but, right now, I REALLY FUCKING HATE GNOMES (especially gnome thieves). Yes, they have been stealing my underwear, for years, but this time... they have gone too far. They have stole my stuff. The major problem with 1st Edition ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS is that Cop is not a class. #gnomelivesdonotmatter Racial Hate, St. Prespos the Kobold Open Bounty on this Fucker, 2 copper pieces:
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Post by kjatoragfoot on Jul 9, 2016 10:28:53 GMT
Dear Mr P, the gnome police recently learnt that you threatened the live of innocent gnomes, after a particular rough encounter with the gnome mafia. To avoid those encounters in the future, report any threats directly to your next gnome police station.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2016 10:57:50 GMT
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Post by tmao on Jul 9, 2016 12:46:07 GMT
I hate all non humans!
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jul 9, 2016 22:11:16 GMT
I love elves. And half elfs. And muls (but I have no opinion on dwarfs).
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Post by tmao on Jul 9, 2016 22:46:09 GMT
I love elves. And half elfs. And muls (but I have no opinion on dwarfs). Muls are cool
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Post by Admin on Jul 10, 2016 2:22:55 GMT
Sorry, guys, I had a bit of an internet melt-down, there. To de-escalate the situation, I travelled back in time, to July 27(2014), Alberta, and, took a hostage: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/overnight-theft-leaves-gull-lake-mini-golf-course-gnome-less-1.2690498No worries, the situation is mostly under control. To the Gnome Mafia: You want your gnome brother back, well, send me back the stuff. Sometimes, a man has to take the law into his own hands... Prespos the Untouchable
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jul 10, 2016 17:57:13 GMT
Hey Johnny, you forgot the flamethrower so I left one there for you.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2016 19:16:28 GMT
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