TAXES IN BRYTHON"There is none. And it will be over the cold dead body of this God-King that there will ever be any!" - King
chris107, The God-King of Albion (aka "Good King Chris")
(Thanks:
kingofthefreepass)
Appendix:
prespos: is there tax on that?
prespos: /roll d200
prespos rolls 1d200 and gets: 69
prespos:
saunatonttu rolls 1d100 and gets: 80,
saunatonttu: whoa, 80% tax
saunatonttu: pres, the larger the tax% the more HD the taxman has
saunatonttu: it's like tax%*20HD
saunatonttu: so you will have a date with 16HD taxman
prespos: LOL
prespos: taxes
saunatonttu: taxes are ass
saunatonttu: chris will think even less of the taxman, of course
prespos: King Chris has outlawed taxes in Albion
prespos: he's a good king... now all the taxmen want to kill him!
saunatonttu: pres, the taxman revolution
prespos: Taxman:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsFRMTbhOn0saunatonttu: taxmen attack random people, take all their money as "tax"
prespos: >sauna: The Taxman Revolt
prespos: >sauna: makes sense
prespos: not too mention The Nobs
prespos: The Nobs (Nobles) hate King Chris, now
prespos: sigh... a Good King in an Evil Realm...
saunatonttu: the drunkard's guild will side with good king chris
prespos: indeed
morikahn: drunkard's guild!!!
morikahn: oh i love that idea
7:18pm 2017-1-30 Chris107 Has entered the room
saunatonttu: chris!
saunatonttu: we were just talking bout you
prespos: speak of the devil!
saunatonttu: "the drunkard's guild will side with good king chris" (sauna)
Chris107: Mori, Pres, Sauns, Dan
prespos: hi Chris
Chris107: Yay!
prespos: we were discussing the tax situation in Albion
prespos: or, ahem, the lack of a tax situation, LOL
Chris107: There is none. And it will be over the cold dead body of this God-King that there will ever be any!
prespos: Huzzah!
prespos: You have secured the loyalty of the peasantry!
Chris107: Yay!
saunatonttu: chris, the former tax-men are marauding and pillaging the countryside
prespos:
saunatonttu: 100% tax from everyone they rob
Chris107: Drudes will make sure we are all okay.
saunatonttu: Drudes and the Drunkard's Guild!
Chris107: Drudes will Entangle the fiends.
saunatonttu: pres, ha! that will be worthy of starting a PbP about... the activities of the Drunkard's Guild through aurup(?)
Chris107: And take back their leather pouches, heavy with the coin of the poor.
saunatonttu: Drunkard's Guild will be like Jameses Bondses, but even more drunk
saunatonttu: many an aston will be driven into many a church
Chris107: Drunkards Guild sounds OSSM. Where do I sign?
saunatonttu: Aston Martin horse carriages
prespos: Aeropa
Chris107: Make it happen.
saunatonttu: pres, thanks
prespos: Yes, that would be an awesome PbP!
prespos: np
saunatonttu: drunkard's guild and ballet dancing paladins. i never knew that aerth could be thi cool