Playboy Mag For the Blind

Yes, this is real and surprisingly safe-for-work (due to lack of photos).

Well without any pictures, you can now honestly say "Yeah I'm reading a Playboy, but I'm only reading it for the articles."... That is, if you can read braille. (Unless you really get-off groping chests flatter than Olive Oyl)

I would add little censer bars over the nips, but that would change absolutely nothing.