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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 6, 2017 3:57:34 GMT
I use the knocker to knock. "HELLO!"
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Post by Admin on Jan 6, 2017 4:07:58 GMT
No response.
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 6, 2017 4:29:08 GMT
I will open the door and look around inside, by torchlight. Sword in other hand.
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Post by Admin on Jan 6, 2017 4:36:09 GMT
Beyond the door, there is a 30'x20' chamber. No apparent exits. Against the west wall, there is a shelf (empty). In the center of the chamber, there is a a Fountain. You have discovered The Chamber of the Penis Fountain.
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Post by tmao on Jan 6, 2017 12:18:14 GMT
(THIS is in appendix A?) lol
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Post by tmao on Jan 6, 2017 12:18:54 GMT
I-I-Im nnnnnnot drinking iiiiiit!
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 6, 2017 14:03:24 GMT
"Really? I mean, REALLY?"
I go over to the fountain, check around it, check inside it and drink some of the water.
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Post by Admin on Jan 8, 2017 1:54:30 GMT
Everyone can take up to 4 drinks. Let me know the total number of drinks (1-4) that everyone wants to take. jamerowe1: * you gain 2 extra spell levels, if you can use spells * you now have an inability to determine direction (ha!) * your ability score closest to median is reduced by 1 <Perhaps, at this point, you guys should post basic character sheets, with your ability scores and equipment: totally up to you, with what you want to do. I'd like to keep the free-form text aspect, but I am tempted to go for something a little more structured, at this point. Please let me know what you think.>
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Post by tmao on Jan 8, 2017 12:18:22 GMT
The sword says" Drink from the fountian Pussy" So Rodney takes ONE drink "OOOOOgooooddd"
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Post by Admin on Jan 8, 2017 15:22:22 GMT
tmao: * Your prime requisite is lowered by 2 points * If you are carrying any gems, lose 1 random gem * You are invulernable! (as per the potion)
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Post by tmao on Jan 8, 2017 15:41:20 GMT
Braver Rodney drinks again!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Admin on Jan 8, 2017 15:47:53 GMT
tmao: * You have a -1 on saves vs. fire * You are the victim of clairaudience (someone is listening to you!) * You gain 4 extra spell levels! All fountain effects are permanent, unless otherwise noted.
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 8, 2017 17:46:57 GMT
*watches the others drink dick-water. shakes head.*
"If you lads are done worshiping cock, there is but one passage left, north of the smoke-ridden crossroads."
*starts walking there*
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Post by Admin on Jan 8, 2017 18:19:15 GMT
The passage north of the Smoky Crossroads ends in a dead end. Some vestments lie crumpled against the wall.
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 8, 2017 18:24:21 GMT
I stand pat with one drink and follow. "Typical dick, doesn't want to drink with another dick." When we reach the vestments I pick them up gently and offer them to Rodney.
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 8, 2017 18:35:40 GMT
Dragonspipe Rolls 3d6x6 and gets: 4, 3, 5 = 12 5, 2, 3 = 10 1, 4, 3 = 8 4, 5, 2 = 11 2, 6, 2 = 10 5, 5, 4 = 14 BORIS FIGHTER HP: 10 ARMOR: BANDED (4) WEAPONS: main hand: longsword. off hand: torch (also has spear proficiency) short bow, 20 arrows languages: Russian, Common BORIS was a WWII fighter pilot. When on a sortie, the sqaudron was beset by FOO FIGHTERS. Soon after, an interdimensional rift opened in front of Boris' flight path. Before him was a purple ocean, and SPLOGORTH SLAVER vessel. Boris bravely flew an attack run against the Splugorth, and was shot down. Pulled from the ocean, he was enslaved by the Splugorth for an undetermined amount of time before escaping through another dimensional portal, thus arriving on Aerth.
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Post by tmao on Jan 8, 2017 18:51:16 GMT
Rodney puts the vestments on over his chainmail
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 8, 2017 23:03:24 GMT
"It makes you look fat."
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 9, 2017 23:49:30 GMT
I yell at DP, "Shut UP ya Russki he has enough problems!"
I do this to avoid physically attacking him.
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 9, 2017 23:54:40 GMT
Boris laughs at the squawking girl-man.
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 10, 2017 0:29:21 GMT
Iroll my eyes at him and say, "Yername must really be Boorish, you drunk. Couldnt even avoid the splugorths, Which You Made Up."
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 10, 2017 0:55:24 GMT
"Maybe Splugorth are fake news in this world, maybe not. This planet has goat-piss for wodka, this much I know. Why your eyes look red? You drink too much cock-fountain, eh? Hehehehehehe"
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Post by Admin on Jan 10, 2017 1:01:47 GMT
<Note that I made a fuckup, and, thought that Jame had taken a second drink which led to a dire charm effect> <He did NOT take a second drink, and was just role-playing the effects of the charm>
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 10, 2017 1:05:45 GMT
"Yeah, yer noise gives me a headache. Lets keep moving."
I start moving again, east like we were.
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Post by Admin on Jan 10, 2017 1:11:45 GMT
In order to go east, you just have to travel south down 30' of hallway. This takes you to the Smoky Crossroads.
East from the Smoky Crossroads, you approach the bridge.
Here, an unexplored side passage goes south: it is 10' wide.
Your 2 basic options:
* Across the bridge, back the way you came * South, down the unexplored side passage
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