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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 13, 2017 1:29:47 GMT
Artemisia says, "I went back home to get AWAY from the jungle!"
"Hey, there's a door there, maybe it can get us out of this one."
I look to see if the guys have any opinion.
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 13, 2017 1:55:58 GMT
"Proceed cautiously. I suspect some kind of boondoggle in this room, or at its door."
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 13, 2017 2:12:42 GMT
"Oh, Probably." I start moving, cutting a path with my falchion.
Artemisia mives up and asks me "Whats a boondoggle?"
"Not sure, but keep an eye out. And help me clear a path."
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Post by tmao on Jan 13, 2017 14:54:28 GMT
Rodney POOFs away for a little while.....
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 14, 2017 15:41:02 GMT
"Great, the cleric poofs out, and now falchion boy has developed a split personality."
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 30, 2017 22:27:40 GMT
Dragonspipe obviously says this even though he can clearly see a tall woman in the room, next to JameRowe1.
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 31, 2017 1:45:09 GMT
Looks at JameRowe1 as if he's a mental patient.
"Ok, dude. Yeah, no, I see her. I really do. She's really hot. Let's keep going, eh? All of us..."
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Post by Admin on Jan 31, 2017 2:31:04 GMT
Jame's companion is either:
* an illusion
* quite real
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 31, 2017 2:43:12 GMT
DP suddenly feels a kick in the rear from JR1 - but he is at the door fussing with it!
I fuss withbthe lock to see if it is, in order, closed, locked, trapped and real. If I can, I open it.
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Post by dragonspipe on Jan 31, 2017 2:54:23 GMT
Looks at the Amazon. "Allright, my lady. Will you consent to a scientific test to prove your non-illusory nature?" *makes a boob-squeezing gesture*  |
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 31, 2017 2:58:30 GMT
Looks at the Amazon. "Allright, my lady. Will you consent to a scientific test to prove your non-illusory nature?" *makes a boob-squeezing gesture* The berzerker grabs DPs hand and squeezes mildly. "Squeeze for a squeeze, pretty boy, you want to feel these you gotta persuade me." She lets go and walks back to the door so she can whack any enemies. |
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Post by Streaker on Jan 31, 2017 21:22:32 GMT
*goes running running naked past the party and disappears around a corner*
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Post by jamerowe1 on Jan 31, 2017 21:43:40 GMT
Artemisia simply battleaxes the streaker in the middle, and chops it in the nethers to fimish the job.
Jame kèps working on the dòor.
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Post by Admin on Feb 1, 2017 0:44:33 GMT
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Post by jamerowe1 on Feb 1, 2017 2:30:44 GMT
jamerowe1 Master **** jamerowe1 Avatar Posts: 666 Yes, yer right. Too bad that posting this took me away from post 666. Im going to do this until I forget, which will be tomorrow. |
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Post by chris107 on Feb 1, 2017 8:20:09 GMT
Imp rolls a big fat joint to calm his nerves. "Why did I ever leave Hell?" He wonders quietly to himself.
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Post by Admin on Feb 1, 2017 9:37:46 GMT
So... you open the door. Beyond the door... is a triangular room of about 900' square feet. (Kinda like 30'x30' but, in a triangle). You see a giant bat!!  There is an iron trunk in the center of the room. Just behind the iron trunk is a statue of a naked man, but his penis is missing. There are 3 exits (archways) * 2 to the left * 1 to the right These exits are about 30' away from you.  |
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Post by dragonspipe on Feb 1, 2017 15:17:12 GMT
I advance upon the bat, holding my torch forward as a guard, sword ready to sting. (I will attack) "I will not yell, this time. You, giant bat. Yes YOU. What do you know about this place? First, the Mason's Union revolt, and then...a penis fountain, and now a broken penis statue? What does it mean, beast? You will break no cocks on this day! But perhaps if we find the missing piece, Miss Artemisia will have a new friend."  |
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Post by jamerowe1 on Feb 1, 2017 18:32:26 GMT
JR snickers at this as he readies his shortbow just in case it's a BAT OUT OF HELL or a Meatloaf groupie.
Artemisia just says to Chris's imp, "You think DP's jealous that the statue's getting more than he is?"
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Post by chris107 on Feb 2, 2017 8:53:53 GMT
Imp replies in his thick Brooklyn accent (all Imps are from Brooklyn). "Yeah, could be." *sniggers*
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Post by chris107 on Feb 2, 2017 8:55:19 GMT
I cast Push in front of the giant bat 🦇 to mess with its sonar and send it flying into the wall.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2017 13:54:25 GMT
You push the bat into the wall... it takes a bit of damage, then flutters around, not answering any of your questions. (Hint: It seems to be just another giant bat). There is some bat-shit (guano) on the floor of the room, and, upon the statue. Here today, guano tomorrow... Your basic options: * go back * 1st archway to the left * 2nd archway to the left * archway to the right dragonspipe: 100 bonus XP for deciding to quest after the missing stone penis: that's rock-hard thinking. You guys will get 1000 bonus XP if you can find the missing cock.  |
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Post by dragonspipe on Feb 2, 2017 16:27:51 GMT
Since the bat seems stunned/uninterested, I will explore into the 1st archway on the left.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2017 16:41:49 GMT
The 1st archway (and the 2nd archway as well) leads to a passage that is 40' wide, with a double row of columns. This continues for 30'.  Then, the passage becomes a 4-way intersection. Someone has left a white shawl at the intersection. Your basic options: * back to the triangle room * south * west * north What are you guys using for a light source? |
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Post by dragonspipe on Feb 3, 2017 3:52:37 GMT
I continue using torches, not sure if anyone else has a light source.
"There is a reason these passageways gape at such a width, and I don't think the reason, whence discovered, will be to our liking."
I will proceed south...
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